Episode One: "The Heart of the Cards"
The introduction is like '90s dubstep. Not as memorable as other TV themes, though. Not something to get stuck in your head. Except for the two sets of lyrics... Nothing says tv theme awards like lyrics that say 'your move' and 'it's time to duel'.
Is Yugi like 5? Oh, he just comes from a family of dwarves. And of course, Yugi never got picked on for having a grandpa who owns a game store because back in the early 2000s, it was COOL to have access to a game store at any time. Oh, hi, Brock, I didn't know you gave your voice to an evil business owning high schooler.
So, this game KILLS people? Great idea gramps, give the deck that you LOST with to your grandson. You made the deck, put your heart and soul into it and STILL lost... Your soul must be very weak grandpa.
Yeah, next time I hang out with my friends and we get separated or something, instead of saying 'I love you' or 'Be safe', I'll just doodle on their hands with a sharpie because THAT is the true sign of friendship!
Kaiba, you stupid idiot, why did you destroy the blue-eyed white dragon?! Why not just keep it? That way it still can't be used against you but it will be YOURS. (Turns out if he HADN'T torn it up, he would have ALL FOUR of them. Isn't better when it comes to super rare, super tough monsters?)
Everytime Yugi orgasms, he turns into a teenager.
Either Yugi can hear voices or has a psychic connection to grandpa.
Hard to take a villain named Pegasus seriously. I was half expecting for his goon to go "Mr. Pegasus, you need to return to My Little Pony".
Is Yugi like 5? Oh, he just comes from a family of dwarves. And of course, Yugi never got picked on for having a grandpa who owns a game store because back in the early 2000s, it was COOL to have access to a game store at any time. Oh, hi, Brock, I didn't know you gave your voice to an evil business owning high schooler.
So, this game KILLS people? Great idea gramps, give the deck that you LOST with to your grandson. You made the deck, put your heart and soul into it and STILL lost... Your soul must be very weak grandpa.
Yeah, next time I hang out with my friends and we get separated or something, instead of saying 'I love you' or 'Be safe', I'll just doodle on their hands with a sharpie because THAT is the true sign of friendship!
Kaiba, you stupid idiot, why did you destroy the blue-eyed white dragon?! Why not just keep it? That way it still can't be used against you but it will be YOURS. (Turns out if he HADN'T torn it up, he would have ALL FOUR of them. Isn't better when it comes to super rare, super tough monsters?)
Everytime Yugi orgasms, he turns into a teenager.
Either Yugi can hear voices or has a psychic connection to grandpa.
Hard to take a villain named Pegasus seriously. I was half expecting for his goon to go "Mr. Pegasus, you need to return to My Little Pony".
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